Happy Birthday!' I yelled, 'Now, shut up!

Being a hero doesn’t mean you’re invincible. It just means that you’re brave enough to stand up and do what’s needed.

I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts" - Leo Valdez

I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.

"We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again."

Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. “Who are you?” “I’m the Super-sized McShizzle, man!” Leo said. “I’m Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.

This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..." "Repair boy." "Very funny, Piper.

Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Leo: Rainbows. Very macho. Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi. Leo: Rainbows, ponies... Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.

It's always hard to wrap up a series. The longer I spend with the characters, the more they become like friends.

Within every beast there's always some beauty!

Don’t stop when you fail. Instead, use your failures to measure your level of success.

Some Laws were meant to be broken.

I walk into the kitchen, look at the typer down there on the floor. It's a dirty floor. It's a dirty typer that types dirty stories

I hate to lose. When I was a kid, I used to cry every time I lost a game, up until, like, the 8th grade. I used to go ballistic.

The very basic core of a man's living spirit is his passion for adventure.

The thing about death is that it's honest. I go to things that have a core of honesty about them and there's nothing more honest than death.

I don't particularly enjoy watching international football in the way that I used to. It hurts me to say that, but it's true.

You will rarely make wise decisions if you surround yourself with fools

You have got to be willing to be poor as an entrepreneur.