Grief, a type of sadness that most often occurs when you have lost someone you love, is a sneaky thing, because it can disappear for a long time, and then pop back up when you least expect it.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Too often the spotlight that highlights our successes burns out quickly, while the spotlight that scrutinizes our failures is a long-life bulb.

A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years.

That a religion may be true, it must have knowledge of our nature.

Hair wax is my go-to. When it comes to shampoo, I use whatever is at the rink.

The basis of social relationships is reciprocity: if you cooperate with others, others will cooperate with you.

Movies are about escape.

Ideas are always more important than money.

Believe in yourself. Believe in your heart and once you get there, don't slow down.

I am what I am and I'm a horrible liar. I can't do it. I'm just very candid.

And by the way, showers. Look into them, Doug!