Got a light skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson, Got a dark skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson.

Everyone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great?

Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?

Even a broke clock is right twice a day

Life is 5% what happens, and 95% how you react.

This is my life homie, you decide yours

Believe in your flyness...conquer your shyness

Nothing in life is promised except death.

Everything I'm not makes me everything I am

You're not perfect, but you're not your mistakes.

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.

Give out what you most want to come back.

I am indeed a king because I know how to rule myself.

Showing off is what you do when your are simply better than everybody else.

I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both.

Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.

It was funny, she thought, but her smile turned wistful because she had nobody to tell.

I like the creativity of planning a party, or cooking and taking care of people, creating a memorable meal or event.

Hunger also changes the world - when eating can't be a habit, then neither can seeing.

I’ve seen all I need to. I’m going to go drink now in a futile effort to wipe away the memory of this debacle.

At the Olympics, you there to do a job. I feel you should take it seriously. You should be respectful. You are putting on the red-white-and-blue and going out there to perform for your country.