Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.

There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park-like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand.

I can't criticize what I don't understand. If you want to call this art, you've got the benefit of all my doubts.

Staying locked into an image of how things are supposed to be can blind us to the grace of what is.

There goes a lot of pain in raising children. But the pain is equally or overtly compensated by the joy of parenthood.

What is the destiny of man, but to fill up the measure of his sufferings, and to drink his allotted cup of bitterness?

I know,I can smell it, too.

If you look closely at any face, you'll start to see that different areas of the flesh tones are tinged with four other colors - red, green, purple and yellow.

I've always been very vocal about my religion. It's a big part of who I am.

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.

If there's an idea I think is really good and I feel like I can write it, then I'll do it.

A song is a favorite song, not because the singer can hit and hold a high note, but because of the words, their meaning.