Golf is an expensive way to make yourself miserable.

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.

Normal is the average of deviance.

You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that's it.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough.

I still miss those I loved who are no longer with me but I find I am grateful for having loved them. The gratitude has finally conquered the loss.

While the angels, all pallid and wan, Uprising, unveiling, affirm That the play is the tragedy, "Man", And its hero the Conqueror Worm.

When I got [my] library card, that was when my life began.

Let us applaud the howls of the ignorant extremists as we stand on a knife-edge, not glad, but in acknowledgement of the bad, sad, mad gifts that the regime continue to offer us.

Those who believe in quality produce quality goods.

I saw the snares that the enemy spreads out over the world and I said groaning, "What can get through from such snares?" Then I heard a voice saying to me, "Humility.

If you think back over your experiences, the chances are that you will find the finest moments in your life were those when you completely forgot yourself.

So I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out.

People who think about the past have no future.

I don't get stage fright. I do get nervous before I play in front of big audiences [though].

I am so grateful for my beautiful life. I am cherished and loved. And I share my love and joy with everyone.

In Greece we're too poor to go to psychiatrists -- we have friends instead.

The hope or climbing aspiration of a divine child is to receive and achieve Peace, Light and Bliss in infinite measure.