God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Don't think about waht other's think of you. Matter of fact don't think at all, just be you. Do what you feel. No one else matters.

Christ, it's so good to be alive.

Esso has been the main one in America spreading the disinformation that there is no global warming problem.

Behind every successful fortune;There is Crime.

At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht.

There is no state with a democracy except Libya on the whole planet.

Favorable and unfavorable conditions are part of living but smiling through them all is the Art of Living.

Analytics only goes so far. Basketball, more than baseball, for example, is really a team sport.

Just as storms change the landscape of the earth, our hardships change the landscape of the heart.