God, I felt as if I had just been flattened by ‘Elmer’ the elephant.

Quiet, ” she hissed at me, her voice shockingly aggressive for such a small person. “Otherwise, I’ll shut you up myself.

I was going to become a human sand burger.

It was as if she was a wannabe Persian cat who had just tasted sour milk.

Clearly, this was another thing I needed to add to the: ‘repetitive cycle of things that were constantly happening in my life’ list, which currently contained fainting and my ability to find trouble.

It’s tough, but if you want to survive, sometimes you have to do the seemingly impossible.

Quiet, � she hissed at me, her voice shockingly aggressive for such a small person. “Otherwise, I’ll shut you up myself.

It’s tough, but if you want to survive, sometimes you have to do the seemingly impossible.

People Gain your Loyalty and love when they can't get from the person whom they want part of their life.

Don't overwork your squad. If you're going to make a mistake, under-work them.

I will tell you, running for President, the money I spent is peanuts compared to the money I won't make. And that's O.K. because this is so important. What I'm doing is so important.

I would never repudiate the fact that I am an Irishman

A procrastinator is a thief of his or her own time.

A fig for a care, a fig for a woe!

Adopt the standard of perfection, because it is a perfect universe.

Achievement does not require extraordinary ability. Achievement comes from ordinary abilities applied with extraordinary persistence.

Auditions are like a gamble. Most likely you won't get the part, but if you don't go, you'll never know if you could've got it.

I didn't have an identity. It was manufactured. My identity now? It was written on the wall by ancient forces.