Girls, do yourself a favor, don't ever bring us anywhere to pick anything out - ever, ever. You don't need us there.

You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about?

Why do we hide all the bullshit? Life is life. Why hide it?

Without choice, there can be no service, love, or value to your actions. Remember that.

People may find it more comfortable to listen to us if we equivocate, but in the long run only words that discomfort them are going to change our situation.

Coffe is the perfume of morning.

You don’t become a teacher to make a world of money. You become a teacher to make a world of difference.

Now, look, baby, 'Union' is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.

It's all about commerce. Movies are not made like paintings, where you can make them for free and put them at the side. Movies are supposed to make money.

We all say, 'You don't have to run around playing all these tournaments and trying to conquer the world like Dr. Evil.'

Never, ever rest on your laurels. Today's laurels are tomorrow's compost.

When God gives us a talent it is our responsibility to hone it for His purpose and glory