Girls are nothing to be afraid of, no matter the kind. Boys, on the other hand.

I'm going to stay a little uptight and anxious.

I am obviously not a patient person.

It was different than all the rest because I say it was. I felt it was.

This is THE most romantic thing that has ever happened to me, and it involves both drugs and a toilet.

Since humans are social animals, you’re basically only as good as your reputation.

Animals fight wars

Be careful what you get good at doin', cuz you'll be doin' it for the rest of your life.

Truth is a shining goddess, always veiled, always distant, never wholly approachable, but worthy of all the devotion of which the human spirit is capable.

I like talking to a person who is crazy in a fun, eccentric way. I don't want to talk to a legitimate crazy person, because that's not nice.

One learns more metaphysics from a single temptation than from all the philosophers.

My hell is going to be the stairmaster wing of Dante's inferno, where they're gonna tape my feet to the pedals and the only music I get is Michael Bolton karaoke style.

We all need a bit of self-delusion. It gets us over the difficult spots.

I'm a method actress in my songs, which is why it's hard to sing them.

The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide.