Get away from the place that makes you feel comfortable with your depression. The reality is it's never as bad as the insanity you've created in your head.

Human nature has a tendency to admire complexity but reward simplicity.

The worst thing in the world is to be bland.

The fact of the matter is that the Internet has brought together millions of people who trust one another for reasons that are unknown.

The Internet's a big enough place for everybody to be happy.

I'm always throwing out ideas, so it's not creativity, it's just volume.

We tell ourselves we're here to be flexible and to be nimble, and not necessarily to stick to a master plan.

Only those who live forever can act like there's time to waste.

The awesome part about The Book of Awesome is the realization that if you enjoy the simple moments in your life, you will be happier.

Journalism is a craft that takes years to learn. It's like golf. You never get it right all the time. It's a game of fewer errors, better facts, and better reporting.

The spirit of service is the heart of humanity.

Time is the school in which we learn, time is the fire in which we burn.

When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do.

This [a state militia system] appears to me the only substitute that can be devised for a standing army, and the best possible security against it, if it should exist.

If I had a Volkswagon Beetle. I'd paint the front to resemble Glenn Langdon in War Of The Colossal Beast. Why? Two words: The Ladies.

I've never been a sunny personality. I've never been outgoing. I'm a solitary person.

I am fortunate in that I am motivated to do what I do by just a really goofy desire to do it. Maybe I have demons that are hidden away someplace, and I'll discover mine someday.

Michael Caine is a movie star, but he's also a great actor. I can't say that about every movie star. It's the concentration he has.

One major should not get you into the Hall of Fame - maybe one major and 40 wins. I'm not gonna pick a guy with one major and 11 wins.

Never before in modern times has so much of the world been simultaneously hit by a confluence of economic and financial turmoil such as we are now living through.