Get a grip, get a life, and get over it.

I dont get cute I get drop dead gorgeous.

Don't get bitter, just get better.

The ordinary can be like medicine.

It is. I’m your boyfriend now, whichmeans there’s no room for your hipster admirer. He’ll just have to lick his wounds while we lick other things.

It is not the employer who pays wages - he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages.

Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.

Memories, imagination, old sentiments, and associations are more readily reached through the sense of smell than through any other channel.

The universe is gratis. It cannot be earned, nor need it be earned.

All the manifest forms of existence are but illusions. They are momentary displays of consciousness, flashes of lightening in the sky. They are there for a moment and then they are gone.

We hold each other's lives in our open hands, not in clenched fists.

It is a difficult task, O citizens, to make speeches to the belly, which has no ears.

Religions do make claims about the universe--the same kinds of claims that scientists make, except they're usually false.