Fun stands for finally understnding nothing. And that's what's fun about fun, you don't have to get it.

Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives.

Don't tell me what I'm not doing when I'm doing what you don't think I'm doing!

Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling.

Relationship. R-E-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-H-I-P means this: Really exciting love affair turns into overwhelming nightmare. Sobriety hangs in peril.

I'll tell you this: You have to remember to chase and catch your dreams, because if you don't, your imagination will live in empty spaces, and that's nowhere land.

My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.

Five parts of my brain contain alien power, whatever I do or say cannot be denied on the intergalactic highway of existence.

There has got to be more to life than being a really, really, ridiculously good actor.

If you take shortcuts, you get cut short.

I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs.

Later that night she picked the polish offwith her front teeth until the bed you sharedfor seven years seemed speckled with glitterand blood.

When I go into the garden, I forget everything. It's uncomplicated in my world of gardening. It's trial and error, really. If something doesn't work, it comes out, and you start all over again.

Getting angry doesn't solve anything.

Always have your players go and pick-up the guy who draws the charge.

As you focus on simplifying your life, make sure that your approach to the process is a loving and accepting one. Know that you are doing all that you can do right now, and that is all anyone can do.

In France we can cauterize wounds but we do not yet know any remedy for the injuries inflicted by a bon mot.

If evil is inevitable, how are the wicked accountable? Nay, why do we call men wicked at all? Evil is inevitable, but is also remediable.

Resilience is not just a complimentary individual quality, but something that is built. And you build it through a number of things in your life, part of it being social fabric.

I think when you take forever off the table, it does something really interesting to what you think is important.

Start where you are. Distant fields always look greener, but opportunity lies right where you are. Take advantage of every opportunity of service.