Forget the Beatles and all the rest. This is the real Liverpool sound. It's real singing, and it's what the Kop is all about.

Denis Law could dance on eggshells.

In my time at Anfield we always said we had the best two teams on Merseyside - Liverpool and Liverpool reserves.

If you are first you are first. If you are second, you are nothing.

What a great day for football, all we need is some green grass and a ball.

At a football club, there's a holy trinity - the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don't come into it. They are only there to sign the checks.

The difference between Everton and the Queen Mary is that Everton carry more passengers!

Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.

The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.

The socialism I believe in is everybody working for the same goal and everybody having a share in the rewards. That’s how I see football, that’s how I see life.

If Everton were playing down the bottom of my garden, I'd draw the curtains.

The conquered roam free in the box of insanity.

You get to a point where the kind of beautiful chaos can't really fuel your creative existence any longer because it's not stable, however amazing and exciting it may be.

That which is impossible and probable is better than that which is possible and improbable.

I sometimes think that the universe is a machine designed for the perpetual astonishment of astronomers.

Civilization is only savagery silver-gilt.

You've got a million ways to make me laugh

Life is absolutely balanced between the positive and the negative. Now it is your choice which side you want to be - in heaven or in hell.

No one-liner can ever be optimal.

What if custom is wrong? demanded the part of her that believed in the code of chivalry. A knight must set things right.

The rebels did more in one night than my whole army would have done in one month.