For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

Think first. Think twice. Think again. Respect others. Respect yourself. Respect dreams.

Pie...it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.

Nobody actually ever does this—escaping through a window.

I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.

A song can take you to a special time in your life.

Every time you make a decision, you mess with someone's life.

It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.

Once a year my back will go out and it'll be... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens.

Give up your thirst for books, so that you do not die a grouch.

You cannot push any one up a ladder unless he be willing to climb a little himself.

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming.

Her voice is full of money.

I don't want my readers slowed down by long passages of narrative.

I never appear in any of your work, come to think of it, Calvin [Trillin]. And I look.

No man should have proprietary rights over land who does not use that land wisely and lovingly.

All issues, therefore, must be resolved through dialogue and there can be no place for violence. Negativity and rejection cannot be the path for a vibrant country that is moving to seek its destiny.

Every dream I've ever had in life has come true ten times over.

You can wear anything as long as you put a nice pair of shoes with it.