For me, my craft is sailing on,Through mists to-day, clear seas anon.Whate'er the final harbor be'T is good to sail upon the sea!

Pandemonium did not reign; it poured.

I can't tell a lie - not even when I hear one.

Although man is already ninety per cent water, the Prohibitionists are not yet satisfied.

Bring forth the raisins and the nuts- Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts Along the moonlit way.

Misery loves company, particularly when she is herself the hostess, and can give generously of her stores to others.

What fools indeed we morals are to lavish care upon a car, with never a bit of time to see about our own machinery!

Human beings have a demonstrated talent for self-deception when their emotions are stirred.

What I ended up doing was becoming an actor who didn't mind doing other people's words.

By voting, we add our voice to the chorus that forms opinions and the basis for actions.

Compromise: An agreement between two men to do what both agree is wrong.

Time is the only commodity that matters.

I decided not to give the haters the satisfaction that they got me so bad I gave up.

What every human being should do is eat a vegetarian diet based on whole foods. Period. That's it. Animal protein is bad for you. Dairy is bad for you. Forget the ads: Milk and eggs are bad for you.

White men have always controlled their wives' wages. Colored men were not able to do so until they themselves became free. Then they owned both their wives and their wages.

If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.

As night-fall does not come at once, neither does oppression...It is in such twilight that we all must be aware of change in the air - however slight - lest we become victims of the darkness.