Bring forth the raisins and the nuts- Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts Along the moonlit way.

Pandemonium did not reign; it poured.

I can't tell a lie - not even when I hear one.

Although man is already ninety per cent water, the Prohibitionists are not yet satisfied.

For me, my craft is sailing on,Through mists to-day, clear seas anon.Whate'er the final harbor be'T is good to sail upon the sea!

Misery loves company, particularly when she is herself the hostess, and can give generously of her stores to others.

What fools indeed we morals are to lavish care upon a car, with never a bit of time to see about our own machinery!

Facts get shares

The secret of remaining young is never to have an emotion that is unbecoming.

I have two young girls, 8 and 10. They really keep me young.

If the hill will not come to Mahomet, Mahomet will go to the hill.

All politics takes place on a slippery slope. The most important four words in politics are up to a point.

Such a strange thing. What was terrible for a healthy fetus has been wonderful at defeating the cancer cells.

How good it is to be well-fed, healthy, and kind all at the same time.

One wonders sometimes, looking at the world, how it's dealing with itself. There are days when you wake up and you feel very optimistic and there are days when you feel pessimistic.

Not everyone needs to be slammed into a category and locked there.

Mathematics is the supreme judge; from its decisions there is no appeal.