For forty years I have been married to one of the greatest women the world has ever produced. All I could produce - small as it may be - was love and loyalty.

I don't know what reception I'm at, but for God's sake give me a gin and tonic.

(When asked who wore the pants in his house:) I do, and I also wash and iron them.

The whole of the situation of the Conservative Party today springs from that night when they dismissed the best prime minister the country had had since Churchill.

What it meant to me: a happy life, of course, companionship, of course. A common objective, I think.

When it comes to saving England, Maggy is Ball's Deep

When I'm not paralytic, I like to play golf.

Men do not know what they do not know, and women should not tell them.

Like dry ground welcoming the rain, he let the solitude, silence, and loneliness soak in.

You will find truth more quickly through delight than gravity. Let out a little more string on your kite.

If work is no antidote to death, nor a denial of it, death is a powerful stimulus to work. Get done what you can.

Being a father and trying to love my daughters with unconditional love - those were all good decisions.

The way I deliver it is meant to be fun. Does it hurt sometimes? Yes, but it is meant to be funny not offensive.

Intuition tells me how to live my day, intuition tells me when to walk away.

I think everybody should have dyslexia and ADD.

I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know.

On a ship thats made of paper, I would sail the seven seas. (Just to be with you)