For Beatrice, when we first met, I was lonely, and you were pretty. Now I am pretty lonely.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

She lit wildfires inside my soul and fanned them with hurricanes.

Education is just KnowledgeYour attitude, Your Behavior Is not depends on YourEducation

Live one day at a time emphasizing ethics rather than rules.

I don't trust him. We're friends.

In the course of an individual being's evolution we will practice each of these yogas. One path is not superior to another.

Murder, like talent, seems occasionally to run in families.

You have to count on living every single day in a way you believe will make you feel good about your life - so that if it were over tomorrow, you'd be content with yourself.

If we do with Latinos what we did with African-Americans, Republicans and conservatives will be doomed.

One who has loved truly can never lose entirely.

A book which is left on a shelf is a dead thing but it is also a chrysalis, an inanimate object packed with the potential to burst into new life.