Fidel Castro declared that a robot would do a better job as president than Barack Obama. After hearing this, Mitt Romney thanked Castro for his endorsement.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

Knowledge planted in truth grows in truth.Strength born of peace loses nothing to hate.

Life is a sum of all your choices". So, what are you doing today?

He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.

Defensively the Red Sox are a lot like Stonehenge. They are old, they don't move, and no one is certain why they are positioned the way they are.

I'm very proud of my Scottish blood.

A clever man should handle his interests so that each will fall in suitable order of their value.

The fact that so many are willing to accept need-based aid signals a fundamental change in the American character.

The only time and place to find enlightenment is in this moment. No need to check your watch. The time is now.

How we preserve time for family is one of the most significant issues we face in most cultures.

You have no idea whether the hacking even influenced the election.