Fang felt a cold jolt, then dismissed it. Max wasn’t dead. He would know, somehow. He would have felt it. The world still felt the same to him; therefore, Max was still in it.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Life is given to be invested in multiplying

Learn to recognize power in others. Become more conscious of your own power. It's there.

My grief has burrowed into me like a dark thing that eats away at my life.

Sometimes when we get overwhelmed we forget how big God is.

My dad grew up basically in a hut in Taiwan without enough food to eat. And within one generation his son in America gets to do a comedy show about whatever he wants.

It is not a waste to write beautiful prose or poetry for one person's eyes alone!

The system shaves the dice on the side of those with money and power, and anyone who believes otherwise deserves anything that happens to him.

When you stopped wishing things wouldn't fall apart, you'd stop suffering when they did.

I'm not fond of ideologies. I don't like it when people have answers before they know the question.

Where youthful beauty is unconscious, mature beauty is knowing and sophisticated.