Everything went great right up to the explosion.

Once I got home, I sulked for a while. All my brilliant plans foiled by thermodynamics. Damn you, Entropy!

Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.

Astronauts are inherently insane. And really noble.

How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.

Problem is (follow me closely here, the science is pretty complicated), if I cut a hole in the Hab, the air won't stay inside anymore.

I do know that the best way to make a mediocre movie is to just transcribe the book.

I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.

As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.

If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it.

Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”What do you know? I’m in command

A man of knowledge can certainly offer some reasonable options to solve a problem – the question is why such a man is not always included in problem solving

Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron stuck up their arse.

The problem is that it takes physicians so long to accept a radical change. And the lag is unacceptable.

As women got little crumbs of power, men began to act paranoid - as if we'd disabled them utterly. Do all women have to keep silent for men to speak? Do all women have to be legless for men to walk?

If you're the best then take the test!

Tyranny is yielding to the lust of the governing.

The one place I've seen something really come together is in editing. Sometimes you can save pieces in a way that you're really shocked.

That man loves God who puts his own life in harmony with him, and who serves his fellow men as though his life depends upon it, as indeed it does.

I always overpay or overtip when I'm upset.

My objective is to design a space that nobody else can come up with while using the material that anyone can use.