Astronauts are inherently insane. And really noble.

Once I got home, I sulked for a while. All my brilliant plans foiled by thermodynamics. Damn you, Entropy!

Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.

How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.

Problem is (follow me closely here, the science is pretty complicated), if I cut a hole in the Hab, the air won't stay inside anymore.

I do know that the best way to make a mediocre movie is to just transcribe the book.

Everything went great right up to the explosion.

I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.

As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.

If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it.

Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”What do you know? I’m in command

I pressed my hand against her hair, holding her to me, filled with the certainty that she was going to hurt me again and that I didn't have the strength to push her away before she did.

Nothing is whole, not for too damned long. The world is half night.

Hmm, I officially amend my previous statement. Clearly one of them is that stupid.

I could hardly feel much confidence in a man who had never been imposed upon.

There is something majestic in the bad taste of Italy.

Someday our piecing together of knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas we shall either go mad or flee into the safety of a new dark age.

Japanese moe relationships socially dysfunctional men develop deep attachments to body pillows with women painted on them.

I had a good time shooting in New Zealand. I almost bought a home there while I was there, because I loved it so much.

Those faults we do not have, do not bother us.

Any disease that is treated as a mystery and acutely enough feared will be felt to be morally, if not literally, contagious.