Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.

Once I got home, I sulked for a while. All my brilliant plans foiled by thermodynamics. Damn you, Entropy!

Astronauts are inherently insane. And really noble.

How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.

Problem is (follow me closely here, the science is pretty complicated), if I cut a hole in the Hab, the air won't stay inside anymore.

I do know that the best way to make a mediocre movie is to just transcribe the book.

Everything went great right up to the explosion.

I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.

As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.

If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it.

Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”What do you know? I’m in command

Figure out what you care about...and then care about it

I will meet you in that gap where consciousness meets unconsciousness.

Create your own path.

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.

When people are deeply affected by the Word, they tell it to other people.

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

As a water bead on a lotus leaf, as water on a red lily, does not adhere, so the sage does not adhere to the seen, the heard, or the sensed.

Great minds always tend to see virtue in misfortune.

A sovereign of high character and intelligence must be able to know the right man, should place the responsibility on him, and expect results.

Never trust a journalist.