Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos.

The Bears treat offense as if its bubonic plague.

Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo.

He is already past the high point in his life and coming down on the other side. By next week he'll be nostalgia. He's 12 years old, and it's over for him.

I've got about 27 gigs right now. I've got radio, I've got television, I've got The Washington Post.

We think Eli is taller and handsomer now that he's won the Super Bowl. Imagine what would've happened if [Jaws] won the Super Bowl.

The players need to remember to run with their bodies above their legs.

Death undoes us less, sometimes, than the hope that it will never come.

In this game against fate, I am losing. Miserably.

People invest in businesses that they believe have the leadership, mission and team to grow and operate profitably.

That was a wonderful period in my life. I mean, I didn't become an artist, but somebody let me do something I loved. What a luxury, to do something you love to do.

Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.

Color is joy. One does not think joy. One is carried by it.

Making a mistake is falling down; failure is not getting up again.

A shower would minimise the risk of contracting the disease.

I am not a Christian because God changed my life; I am a Christian because of my convictions about who Jesus Christ is.

Hell, yeah! Meeting adjourned!