Everyone knows that there are more people watching any given show than is being registered by the Nielsen system.

Find your voice, shout it from the rooftops, and keep doing it until the people that are looking for you find you.

Storytelling comes naturally to humans, but since we live in an unnatural world, we sometimes need a little help doing what we'd naturally do.

Once upon a time, something happened, and it was better than something not happening. The end.

All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive.

Don't be so hard on yourself, don't put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you'll be perfect when you're dead.

I am a collaborator with everyone who agrees that I need to be in control. I happily collaborate with my loyalists.

I always try to use my medium, and if I get into a normal sitcom-writing contest with normal sitcom writers, I'm going to lose.

I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that.

Pretty sad. Pretty lonely. But that's how I prefer it? I quess? I guess. It's a good guess. It's the best quess ever.

The public's perception of your show is what it is, and you don't get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it.

Your environment should be your time marker

Sweeter than the stolen kiss Are the granted kisses

Timing is everything, as you know.

It takes quite a bit of time to become enlightened. But it really is not so different from learning any other art; all you need is time, a good teacher, and practice.

August is a month when if it is hot weather it is really very hot.

The EU should help the emergence of "organized multipolarity" in the currently non-polar world.

Anger is my biggest enemy in life.

Writing can wreck your body. You sit there on the chair hour after hour and sweat your guts out to get a few words.

Fame, the sovereign deity of proud ambition.

Keep your analysis pure and virtuous.