Every happy memory created for a child is another treasure of a lifetime.

If kindness isn't your strong suit, then you need to change clothes.

A king may rule the kingdom but the queen still moves the board.

The least effort is the feat most likely to be accomplished.

Guilt is a useless feeling. It's never enough to make you change direction- only enough to paralyze you and make you... well, useless.

The greatest impediments to personal change always come from within, not without.

Expertise is the mantra of modern medicine.

Sarah Palin's whole family got into a drunken public fistfight. Something police are calling a 'tragic case of trash-on-trash violence.'

We must make good people wish that the Christian faith were true, and then show that it is.

The suburban landscape is alien and strange and exotic. I photograph it out of longing and desire. My photographs are also about repression and internal angst.

But the most important part of everything is to be happy.

I'm actually excited about being in my 40s. I mean, that's ironic considering the show I'm on, but I have never felt like I need to feel or look the same as when I was 20.

The press, the pulpit, and the stage, Conspire to censure and expose our age.