Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.

There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.

I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brothel with two grand in their pockets!

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.

This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.

Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does, I don’t think. I think he’s useless you can quote me on that.

I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half polish up great.

Desire great things in life.Expect great things in life.

They say God appeared in history and used it for his purposes, but if that was so he had no pity for men.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else

I mean, electric shock? Isn’t that a bit... electric shock-y?

The better you get, the better you better get.

People are wonderful one at a time. Each one of them has an entire hologram of the universe somewhere within them.

It is vain to speak of approaching judgment when finding our place, our portion, and our enjoyment in the very scene which is to be judged.

I'm very primitive; I write with a pen.

It is the most wondrous thing we have discovered in the universe, and it is us.

Silence is a great source of strength.