Even the gods couldn't devise a fates so twisted.

Being a hero doesn’t mean you’re invincible. It just means that you’re brave enough to stand up and do what’s needed.

I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts" - Leo Valdez

I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.

"We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again."

Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. “Who are you?” “I’m the Super-sized McShizzle, man!” Leo said. “I’m Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.

This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..." "Repair boy." "Very funny, Piper.

Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Leo: Rainbows. Very macho. Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi. Leo: Rainbows, ponies... Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.

It's always hard to wrap up a series. The longer I spend with the characters, the more they become like friends.

Don't be fooled. I kept all my workout clothes in that top hat.

I'm never going to be with a guy that can't deal with my friendship with him.

When you get as lucky as I got, you have to work as hard as possible to earn that luck.

To get rid of anger you can change the situation or change how you think about the situation.

There are times with your friends when you just have to put their whole mess out of your mind for a while.

I've always been called Lucky Louie. It's no mystery why.

To know how to live is my trade and my art.

I love that synergy between being entertainers and having people respond. There’s no greater reward.

It is difficult to realize the true Way just through sword-fencing. Know the smallest things and the biggest things, the shallowest things and the deepest things.

Businesses planned for service are apt to succeed businesses planned for profit are apt to fail.