Even an obvious fabrication is some comfort when you have few others.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

A book is a whole world that you can fit into your pocket.

Illuminate the wonderful light within you.

Exaggeration is the melodramatic child of truth.

I will follow anyone and tell everyone my message because it is urgent: Please humanity Protect Yazidis.

There is no reason why marriage should necessarily compel an actress to forego her career.

When we meet a fact which contradicts a prevailing theory, we must accept the fact and abandon the theory, even when the theory is supported by great names and generally accepted.

The uplifters are forever running around telling blockheads they would do better if they would believe in themselves. But they already do. That is why they are blockheads.

Exercise invigorates the body and sharpens the mind.

The idea of dancing to bad house music is something I could never get behind.

I thought I had a type but I don't really have a type anymore. I just look for a girl who doesn't take herself too seriously.