Entropy shakes its angry fist at you for being clever enough to organize the world. (p 2)

I'm convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease.

Yes, Bastille. I keep trying to get killed because it's inconvenient for you.

I don't want to make people mad. I just... well, how can people get better if you don't tell them what you honestly think?

You must develop your skills around your calling

What lies ahead is often unknown. But keep traveling.

The bottom can only be accepted by those who aren't hungry enough for the top.

If there's anything intolerance can't tolerate, it's ridicule!

This tendency to avoid problems and the emotional suffering inherent in them is the primary basis of all human mental illness

I was extremely shy and had a terrible fear of public speaking. But I had fallen in love with stand-up.

My best definition of a nerd: someone who asks you to explain an aphorism

The less help you have in a garden the more yours it is.

He'll take some pleasure from that, Brian Carey. He and Steve Bull have been having it off all afternoon.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.