Endless days of dark indoors and hateful glances are enough to set a rime on anyone’s bones.

Poverty scrapes these homes down until they all look the same, and they all have in common the absence of things that ought to be there. I might as well have been at one place all my life.

I prefer a story to a prayer.

The longeswt love, is the love that cant be!

I think that I was quite a grown-up child, and I have been a pretty childish adult.

Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.

Add it all up, and some prominent Obama supporters are now saying that it paints a picture of an opposition driven, in part, by a refusal to accept a black President.

Architecture theory is very interesting.

As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don't care about changing anyone's mind. I'm not making an argument. I'm a guy doing comedy.

The American Dream is not to own your own home, but to get your kids out of it.

You can't think of nothing.

It sure looks good to see an honest-to-goodness audience after looking at you all for so long from the silver screen

It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.