Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.

What an excellent father you have, girls!' said she, when the door was shut. 'Such joys are scarce since the good Lord saw fit to close the gates of Hell and doom the dead to walk amongst us.

Be drunk in love and high on life.

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few engage in it.

He that sympathizes in all the happiness of others, perhaps himself enjoys the safest happiness.

Authenticity is absolutely the key to a great tweet.

To put it another way, Michael Jordan was a gym rat.

Remorseless time! fierce spirit of the glass and scythe,--what power can stay him in his silent course, or melt his iron heart with pity!

A superb and dreadfully moving account of the glory and subsequent murder by the Romanians of the Jewish city in Odessa. . . . Odessa is both celebration and lament and equally impressive as both.

The multitude of books is a great evil. There is no limit to this fever for writing.

Stories are relics, part of an undiscovered pre-existing world.

I did not have a homosexual relationship with a man in Denver.