Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride And Prejudice And Zombies Quotes
Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.
What an excellent father you have, girls!' said she, when the door was shut. 'Such joys are scarce since the good Lord saw fit to close the gates of Hell and doom the dead to walk amongst us.
