Drama is more focused and it reveals itself to you, whereas comedy is just right there, when you first read it.

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

We're all real people with moments of intense honesty and pathos and humanity. We all experience that, whether you're comedic or not.

You say you're going to be the pope, become the pope.

Don't say you're going to stop eating red meat when you like red meat.

If you surround me with darkness, suddenly, I am "somewhat fun."

Everybody needs some good sketch comedy.

We don't feel constrained by what we did in the past.

The world needs less destruction.

The laugh is what trumps everything.

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.

The government sets targets for increased four-year high school graduation rates as part of its agenda for improving Americans' health.

I have reaffirmed my political will to work towards national unity.

The finest words in the world are only vain sounds if you can't understand them. The best sentence? The shortest.

Modern women ... they don't sew your pockets ... forget that.

When I start thinking in the batter's box, that's when I get into trouble.

People fall in love more easily when they are already troubled by another emotion because we know that any intense emotional state greatly increases the risk of falling in love.

Is evolution just another name for God?

Okay, a truly great song is a song that makes its own aesthetic intentions clear and then lives up to them and exceeds them in an interesting way. Alright?

The biggest engineering companies, like Schlumberger, Halliburton and others, have technology they spent billions of dollars developing.