Don't write about Man

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.

Lions and tigers and pissed-off girls, oh my.

If one man challenges a statement and another cannot prove it, it does not necessarily follow that the statement is false.

We don't need more time. We need to use the time we already have differently.

No one can give you the strength of character necessary... Only you can find that passion within that burns with an integrity that will not settle for anything less than the Truth.

The highest test of the civilization of any race is in its willingness to extend a helping hand to the less fortunate.

I believe in love at first sight for houses - but not for people.

Uh-huh, right. Let me count all the ways you and I aren't going there.

I've been in pain hope it doesn't show I've been insane well the time is slow

I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.