Don't go to college. Make videos on YouTube.

If you make enough bad decisions, every once in a while things work out for you.

My life is a series of dumb choices

Nothing is more frightening than a monster that cares about his health, cause you know he'll be around for a while.

When you hit 'Save' on a spread sheet and you assign a spreadsheet to something, that [stuff] becomes official.

Take the time today to love yourself. You deserve it.

The conjunction of ruling and dreaming generates tyranny.

The greatest happiness of life was to stand at the difficult border between success and failure.

Work hard. Think big. Listen well.

As a kid I collected stamps, pebbles on the beach, anything. I liked to have at least 10 of something.

I've never been able to write a book without one very strong character in my rucksack.

I go to sleep happy. I wake up excited because I give the truth.

If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it for you.

Herbalism is a religion of nature, representing a balance of head and heart.

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart.