Don't be ungrateful. Just open it.

Always take a compliment, Caroline. Always take it for the way it was intended. You girls are always so quick to twist what others say. Simply say thank you and move on.

The clown’s eyes sidled towards her, then drew away quickly. “But they kept me away from you earlier-and, on my word, you may laugh, but I was lonely for missing friendship.

It's not that I'm anti-religion. I'm anti any religion that doesn't practice the core, which is love.

I have a large number of cassettes, but I look at them mainly for reference purposes.

Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.

There are hundreds of thousands of kids walking around with a sleeping monster inside them.

In overstepping our limitations, in touching the extreme boundaries of man's world, we have come to know something of its true splendor.

Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger, he'll beat the crap out of you.

I've given up on being accurately portrayed in the media.

Don't you understand, mister, you are royalty and God has chosen you to be priest of your home?

I just kind of shoot the finger to the critics. I don't give sh - what a critic says. To me a critic is some loser who has no idea... someone with an opinion. We all have opinions.