(Don Fey had a large rubber stamp that said "bullshit, " which was and is awesome.)

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)

Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.

You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach in kids' brownies. Suckers!

Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions ... Do your thing, and don't care if they like it.

Don't hire anyone you wouldn't want to run into in the hallway at three in the morning.

We spent days and weeks doing nothing, calling one another ten times a day to schedule our nothing-doing.

Was it too much to expect the rest of the world to care about grammar or pay attention to details?

Once you believe that god is not a private property of anybody, you are on your way to becoming a new messiah. Maybe your own if not the world's

Those who win never quit.Those who quit never win.

Living like an empty shell is not really living, no matter how many years it might go on

Complete - Yourself! Others may only enhance your completeness.

The best excuse is to have none.

Probably we never fully credit the interdependence of wild creatures, and their cognizance of the affairs of their own kind.

To quit this troubled world is better than to enter it: the rosebud enters the garden with straitened heart and departs smiling.

The filmmakers who I'm pining to work for aren't ringing my phone off the hook.

Anytime you start getting a real tangible relationship with something that's been blown up to a legendary status, you just realize that every part of it is just people getting ahead.

Our first computers were born not out of greed or ego, but in the revolutionary spirit of helping common people rise above the most powerful institutions.