Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.

With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

What if you could find brand new worlds, right here on Earth, where anything is possible? Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway.

Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick.

There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.

I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.

I don’t want to react because I don’t want them to know it’s a bad word, but I want to encourage them to talk so I’m like, ‘That’s good!’

I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.

I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.

With Jerry Bruckheimer, you know you'll get your money's worth. You're getting huge action sequences, it's going to be funny, and you know it's going to look great.

Baggage? Who are you talking to? I am the Maharajah of baggage. I could fly to the moon and back and never have to do laundry.

We take the most difficult relationship of our childhood... and we MARRY it.

Slavery does not merely mean a legalised form of subjection. It means a state of society in which some men are forced to accept from others the purposes which control their conduct.

It's okay. Suddenly, the pain is starting to fade.""Yeah, revenge does that.

Dealing with depression effectively is a mark not of weakness, but of strength.

I've always been mad about cats.

You come from the city and think small means simple when all it realy means is complicated in a smaller place. Which sometimes adds to the complication.

An emaciated gospel leads to emaciated worship

As a Christian, instead of concentrating on how you feel, focus on what you know to be truth from the Word of God.

The way to secure success is to be more anxious about obtaining than about deserving it.