Dogs are just wolves in sheep's clothing.

For those who love dogs, it would be the worst form of a lie to call any place where dogs were banned "Paradise." Certainly no loving God would separate people from their canine friends for eternity.

The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.

A man once told me that his dog was half pit bull and half Poodle. He claimed that it wasn't much good as a guard dog, but it was a vicious gossip.

Our reverence for workaholism has produced corporate leaders who believe they don't need sleep, and neither should anyone else.

Many dog owners believe that as much as 60 percent of their pet's brain is set aside solely to demonstrate applications of the verb "to eat"-in both the active and passive forms.

So when you're lonely or sad or bad or blue remember where laughter's hiding . . . it's hiding inside of YOU!

Love is the desire to give, not to receive, something. Love is the art of producing something with the other's talents.

I think the younger kids need to realize there's this whole forgotten 90s that people don't really talk about.

I had the idea that there were secret laws of the universe that could explain the baffling human reality around me, and that philosophers maybe had the key to them.

Every deal is a regulated deal. Regulators will tell you how to take your money home.

Nothing is more beautiful than cheerfulness in an old face.

Coaches need to have the ability of tact - to teach the team to rub out mistakes rather than to rub them in.

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm.

So, there was this beautiful princess. She was locked in a high tower(...)She was stuck up there(...)So the only thing was to jump.

Genius and virtue are to be more often found clothed in gray than in peacock bright.