The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.

For those who love dogs, it would be the worst form of a lie to call any place where dogs were banned "Paradise." Certainly no loving God would separate people from their canine friends for eternity.

A man once told me that his dog was half pit bull and half Poodle. He claimed that it wasn't much good as a guard dog, but it was a vicious gossip.

Dogs are just wolves in sheep's clothing.

Our reverence for workaholism has produced corporate leaders who believe they don't need sleep, and neither should anyone else.

Many dog owners believe that as much as 60 percent of their pet's brain is set aside solely to demonstrate applications of the verb "to eat"-in both the active and passive forms.

I want to kiss you again, Tess.”“Why?”He chuckled, low under his breath. “Why? Because you’re beautiful, and because I want you. And I think you want me too.

Our Lord has written the promise of resurrection not in books alone but in every leaf of springtime.

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat.

God is not a personality outside of you. What God is, is inextricably part of what you are. God is the dimension of depth within you.

Captain Shotover: How much does your soul eat? Ellie: Oh, a lot. It eats music and pictures and books and mountains and lakes and beautiful things to wear and nice people to be with.

Dinosaur Jr. in their live capacity are a band that put me in a state of such overwhelming rock that it often takes quite a while to come down.

To me, there's nothing greater than making people laugh.

We should wash our dirty linen at home.

This many-headed monster, Multitude.

Press not a falling man too far; 'tis virtue: His faults lie open to the laws; let them, Not you, correct him.