Do something bad a thousand times and it's no big deal. Everyone just goes, "Willie f - up again."

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.

I take it not only a day at a time, but a moment at a time, and keep it at that pace. If you can be happy right now, then you’ll always be happy, because it’s always in the now

If you wait for tomorrow to follow your dreams, by the time that you get there they're gone.

If you’re not crazy there’s something wrong with you. Willie Nelson

There is only one map to the journey of life and it lives within your heart

The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.

Be gentle with your words - you can't take them back.

Be here. Be present. Wherever you are, be there.

When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.

If you can be content right now, then you'll always be content, because it's always right now.

For every guy who loves being a dad, there’s another who realizes too late that he’s created something his wife loves more than him.

If you try all different styles that are in vogue, I think you con yourself. Me, I just stick by my guns; I don't want to play out of another man's bag.

Jesus, our elder brother, was begotten in the flesh by the same character that was in the garden of Eden, and who is our Father in Heaven.

So much of being a woman is telling lies

A true master gives all his knowledge. But only when the student is ready.

Harry Truman was courageous enough to command that racial segregation be ended in the military. I was serving in a submarine in the U.S. Navy at the time he issued the order.

False notes can be forgiven, false music cannot.

It just felt really strange to be in demand

This villainous heterogenous mass of ocean highwaymen are the very ejectment of the four quarters of the globe.

No more rhymes now I mean it!” “Anybody want a peanut?” “AAHH!