Discipline is tough for a guy who is a rebel.

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.

I've always been proud of being a Marine. I won't hesitate to defend the Corps.

Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a woman without a sense of humor.

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

I have a photographic memory; I just haven't developed it yet.

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.

I may not be playing with a full deck but I don't need a full deck. I have four aces.

When you wear so many hats in society, you never know who you are. That's the beauty of it. Because once you find out who you are, you're screwed.

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.

I know you can be funny without being filthy.

Never stop when you are tired. Stop when you are done!

Syllogism ―Major premise: I can control my thoughts.Minor premise: My feelings come from my thoughts.Conclusion: I can control my feelings.

I collapsed to my knees and looked up at the predawn sky. "I hate you, " I said softly."I love you, " the voice whispered back.

Sometimes the longest journey we make is the sixteen inches from our heads to our hearts.

It's not the end of the physical body that should worry us. Rather our concern must be to live while we're alive.

Once you get it into your head that somebody is controlling events, you can interpret everything in that light and find no reasonable certainty anywhere.

I’ve had reports of this one being in the city, but no close-up pictures till now. He’s some kind of pretty. I could just take a bite out of that firm—

I couldn't stop to be upset or depressed about anything when I was at Tiger Stadium with Billy Crystal shooting for three weeks. I was going to enjoy every second - even though apparently I didn't.

There's not a lot of good movies being made.

Those who say I can, and those who say I can't - are both usually right