[Democrat Party] believe that there's gonna be mass appreciation and love and everybody's gonna be getting along.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Imagine the feeling of catching yourself loving yourself without trying. It's like catching a sunset out of the corner of your eye. It will stop you.

don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male

Cloud travel is well and good when you have mastered the landings. I never have. I must live, not dream about living.

Life is spirit.Life ends when our spirit departs from the body.

For me, habit is just a synonym for death.

Triple tongued is triple named

The truth was, it was myself I couldn't trust, my eyes from betraying my heart.

Old grandsires talk of yesterday with sorrow, And for our children we reserve tomorrow.

With knowledge there is no hope,... without hope I would sit motionless, rusting like unused armor.

What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand