Democracy is like a raft: It won't sink, but you will always have your feet wet.

A [tax loophole is] something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is tax reform.

Tax reform means, "Don't tax you, don't tax me. Tax that fellow behind the tree."

I really think that it's better to retire, in Uncle Earl's terms, when you still have some snap left in your garters.

I expect to fight that proposition until hell freezes over. Then I propose to start fighting on the ice.

If the FDA would spend a little less time and effort on small manufacturers of vitamins...and a little more on the large manufacturers of...dangerous drugs..., the public would be better served.

Those who win are those who think they can.

Using someone else's kitchen feels a little like reading their diary. I'm so anxious.

The sacredness of existence is spiritual.

Yoga allows you to rediscover a sense of wholeness in your life.

The tragedy of the civil rights movement is that just as it achieved the beginning of the end of racial segregation, white educated elites became swept up in the glamour of the sexual revolution.

The nobler a man, the harder it is for him to suspect inferiority in others.

I remember pogs and sticky hands. I remember both. I wanted to get into pogs. I remember it was, like, all of a sudden it was here, then gone.

The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealized past.

If I ever wanted to pick someone's brain, like Larry David would obviously be the most relevant.

I hope to always be able to relate to my fans and be in the moment with the world and the community. I think as you gain popularity it's easy to loose touch and become disconnected.