Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

Was it only by dreaming or writing that I could find out what I thought?

Leaving yourself behind is the worst loss a person can know.

Great communicators exemplify the power that building relationships, creating respect and achieving results can have.

Induction for deduction, with a view to construction.

To be impartial... is indeed to have taken sides already... with the status quo.

The beauty of the picture is an abiding concrete of the painter's vision.

Cheap grace replaces truth with tolerance, lowering the bar so everyone can jump over it and we can all feel good about ourselves.

Allow everything else to vanish Save and except your cherished dreams, For your cherished dreams Are treasured sleeplessly By God Himself.

Many, if not most, Christians begin with the wrong question of who they should vote for rather than the more important question of how they should vote.

Kill the pig! Cut his throat! Kill the pig! Bash him in!