Crying is the refuge of plain women but the ruin of pretty ones.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Life is all about what you make of you”.

Friends tell each other the truth, and then friends stick around for the aftermath.

It is not true that Congress spends money like a drunken sailor. Drunken sailors spend their own money. Congress spends our money.

An inch of time on the sundial is worth more than a foot of jade.

I majored in fashion design in school, and I have always wanted to design my own line of clothing, jewelry, and stuff like that; so this was just a step for me in that direction.

A computer chatted to itself in alarm as it noticed an airlock open and close itself for no apparent reason. This was because Reason was in fact out to lunch.

Faith without a measure of doubt ain't worth a brass farthin.

Training the intellect does not result in intelligence. Intelligence comes into being when one acts in perfect harmony, both intellectually and emotionally.

The East European small countries have a sense of betrayal, of having been forgotten by Western leaders.

I was really poor for most of my adult life.