Committee, n.: A group of people that, when given the task of deciding whether to start array indices from either 0 or 1, compromises to declare that they are to start from 0.5.

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

Computer Science: A study akin to numerology and astrology, but lacking the precision of the former and the success of the latter.

There are three things a man must do before his life is done; Write two lines in APL, And make the buggers run.

Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel.

The power of the harasser, the abuser, the rapist depends above all on the silence of women.

The tendency to trust easily anyone gives way to a certain vulnerability.

Nor use too swelling, or ill-sounded words . . . .

Remember evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin? He vanished for 10 days. He had disappeared and there were a lot of rumors. One rumor was he had disappeared because he had himself executed.

We have a situation where the security of America is at stake, and it's a very, very serious situation.

My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school.

I ain't a new artist, I'm good in the studio, I don't need somebody to hold my hand in the studio. I don't even really want them all over my album or anything like that.

There were many things I could do for two or three days and earn enough money to live on for the rest of the month. By temperament I'm a vagabond and a tramp.

Rules of property ought to be generally known, and not to be left upon loose notes, which rather serve to confound principles, than to confirm them.