Comedy is tragedy plus timing.

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

We're all real people with moments of intense honesty and pathos and humanity. We all experience that, whether you're comedic or not.

You say you're going to be the pope, become the pope.

Don't say you're going to stop eating red meat when you like red meat.

If you surround me with darkness, suddenly, I am "somewhat fun."

Everybody needs some good sketch comedy.

We don't feel constrained by what we did in the past.

The world needs less destruction.

The laugh is what trumps everything.

A woman, she is born with the power to save and love, her existence is based on the truthfulness in her eyes.

There is a sense that animated movies are suddenly a genre. I just don't believe they are; it's a technique to tell a story.

Sweet treats are as much a part of our culture as they are our taste palettes, and it can sometimes seem as though sugary snacks are everywhere.

I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had.

He's the kind of player that is worth the price of admission.

If the media didn't know I played chess, there'd be no angle on me at all.

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.

I think it's important to look at the world as a bigger place than just the bubble that we live in. It's so easy to get caught up in things of a trivial nature.

Sin has made us stupid, so that we can only learn the hard way.

By my soul, I can neither eat, drink, nor sleep; nor, what's still worse, love any woman in the world but her.