Comedy is such a private thing; it's not always easy to translate something funny from one language to another. It's very personal and cultural as well.

In London, it's hard for me to wear anything more colorful than black. When I'm in Rome, I dress up in white. When I'm in Paris, I became a Parisian. Striped T-shirt, Chanel. It's funny!

On the red carpet, I can be different women with every event and change my style and that's funny because at the end of the day, that's my work as an actress.

Sometimes in your life you need a little bit of a push.

As I was wheeled into the operating room I pleaded withGod for one more day, one more week, one more month with her.

Paul patted Mrs. O'Leary's snout. The living room shook —BOOM, BOOM, BOOM—which either meant a SWAT team was breaking down the door or Mrs. O'Leary was wagging her tail.I couldn't help but smile.

Hey, slow down... please speak clearly and understandable on the topic what happen!

I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.

I really feel like I could do anything if given enough time.

On the eve of the cross, Jesus made his decision. He would rather go to hell for you than go to heaven without you.

I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got a little money along with it.

I think Serena Williams is the best tennis player of this generation, if not the best ever. It is amazing for her to be playing as well as she is at the age of 31.

You can't hit what you can't see; I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!